Media kit

Boilerplate

What it is

amifucked.com is a satirical entertainment product that puts a blunt question to the uncertainty around AI and employment: “Am I fucked by AI?” It gives that anxiety a physical form in a drawn verdict machine, a short question flow and an envelope carrying a result.

The language is deliberately unvarnished. The presentation borrows from office paperwork and public notices rather than the reassuring language of a career service. It is humorous, editorial commentary on work and economic uncertainty, not a service that can tell someone whether their employer will replace them.

Why it exists

Public discussion of AI often swings between promises of productivity and fears of displacement. For someone doing the work, the question is less abstract: what does any of this mean for my job, and how much room do I have if things change?

amifucked.com makes that question approachable through satire. The joke is the machinery of certainty around a situation that is uncertain. The six-band verdict is a way to express the feeling, not evidence that an individual future can be calculated.

The live experience

The public experience begins with “Get my verdict” on the machine. It asks three questions: where the visitor works or their employment situation, what they do, and how long their savings would last. Visitors can use suggested choices or enter an employer and role, then select a savings range.

A preliminary verdict is delivered without requiring sign-in. The result is presented through the machine and an envelope. The website also includes an illustrated crowd, a bulletin board, the Fucked Scale and editorial sections about work and possible responses to uncertainty.

This kit describes the public three-question experience. Sign-in and sign-up links are not evidence of an available account experience or personalized action plan; those capabilities are not claimed here.

The six verdict bands

The scale runs, in order, from Blissfully fucked to Mildly fucked, Properly fucked, Royally fucked, Cosmically fucked and Beyond fucked. These are satirical labels for broad bands, not probabilities, time-to-layoff estimates or clinical measures of risk.

A label does not establish that a job is safe or that its holder will lose it. Different situations can land in the same band, and a short set of answers cannot capture a person’s working life.

How the preliminary estimate works

The live verdict is a preliminary, rule-based estimate, not a validated job-loss forecast. The current rules match role words to broad exposure categories, add points for a shorter savings runway and add a point when the employment situation says “between jobs.” Unknown roles receive a neutral baseline. The combined points map to one of six bands.

An employer name does not trigger a company-risk lookup or establish verified knowledge of that employer. The estimate does not consult verified company data, live hiring records, news or a personalized labor-market model.

The homepage’s 24-signal editorial rundown illustrates topics that can matter in conversations about work. It is not a claim that all 24 signals have been researched or analyzed for the visitor. The live estimate uses only the three answers described above.

The product is for entertainment. Its verdicts and commentary are not career, employment, financial or legal advice, and should not be used to make employment, financial or life decisions. Anyone needing advice should consult a qualified professional.

Editorial framing

Coverage should distinguish the product’s theatrical presentation from its limited underlying method. A machine issuing a confident-looking envelope is part of the satire; it is not a demonstration of predictive accuracy.

Screenshots in this kit show the current public interface using illustrative, nonpersonal sample choices and fixture responses. They are not real submissions, testimonials or evidence of usage. No launch, founder, funding, traction or accuracy claims are supplied in this kit.

Artwork and screenshots

Brand use

• Use the supplied artwork intact. Preserve its proportions and leave clear space around it; do not stretch, crop, recolor, redraw or replace the lettering with a typeface.
• The monochrome wordmark is a transparent PNG designed for a suitable light background. The envelope browser mark and social image include their own light backgrounds. On dark layouts, place the original artwork on a light panel rather than inverting or recoloring it.
• The PNG wordmark is raster artwork, not a vector logo. The supplied SVG is the browser envelope mark only. No EPS or standalone vector wordmark is supplied.
• Identify product screenshots as illustrative samples. Do not present a sample verdict or sample counter as a real person’s result or evidence of audience size.
• Do not imply endorsement, partnership or sponsorship by amifucked.com. For usage questions or additional material, contact media@amifucked.com.