Terms and Conditions

Welcome to amifucked.com (the “Site”) (“we,” “us,” or “our”). These Terms and Conditions (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of the Site, our assessment tool, mobile application (if applicable), and any related services, including our text messaging program (collectively, the “Services”).

By accessing or using the Services, you agree to be bound by these Terms and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, do not use the Services.

1. What This Is (and Isn’t)

amifucked.com is a satirical entertainment product. Our assessment tool provides a humorous, editorial commentary on labor-market trends, AI, and economic anxiety.

The Services are provided for entertainment purposes only. Nothing on the Site constitutes, and should not be relied upon as:

• Career, employment, or professional advice
• Financial, investment, tax, or budgeting advice
• Legal advice
• A prediction, forecast, or guarantee of any future event, including whether you will or will not lose your job

Our “verdicts,” scores, tiers, and commentary are creative and satirical in nature. They are not based on a validated predictive model, are not tailored professional guidance, and should not be used to make employment, financial, or life decisions. If you need actual advice, consult a qualified professional.

2. Eligibility

You must be at least 18 years old to use the Services. By using the Services, you represent that you are 18 or older and have the legal capacity to enter into these Terms. The Services are not directed to children and we do not knowingly collect information from anyone under 18.

3. Your Responses and Inputs

The assessment tool may ask you questions about your industry, role, employer, finances, location, and life circumstances. You are not required to answer any question, and you may provide as little information as you choose. You are responsible for anything you submit. You agree not to submit information about any other person without their permission.

4. Text Messaging Program (SMS Terms)

If you opt in to receive text messages from us, the following terms apply:

a. Consent. By providing your mobile phone number and affirmatively opting in (for example, by checking a box, entering your number in a designated field, or texting a keyword to us), you consent to receive recurring text messages from us at the number provided. Messages may include your assessment results, product updates, new features, content, and promotional messages, and may be sent using automated technology.

b. Consent is not a condition of use. You do not need to opt in to text messages to use the Site or the assessment tool. Agreeing to receive marketing texts is never a condition of purchasing any good or service.

c. Message frequency. Message frequency varies. We will disclose an expected frequency at the point of opt-in.

d. Costs. Message and data rates may apply. Charges are billed by and payable to your mobile carrier according to your plan. We are not responsible for carrier charges.

e. Opting out. Text STOP at any time to cancel. After you text STOP, you will receive a single confirmation message and then no further messages unless you re-subscribe. You may also opt out by contacting us at support@amifucked.com.

f. Help. Text HELP for assistance, or contact us at support@amifucked.com.

g. Number changes. You agree to notify us if you change or deactivate your mobile number. You represent that you are the account holder or have the account holder’s permission for the number you provide.

h. Carriers. Carriers are not liable for delayed or undelivered messages. Delivery of messages is subject to effective transmission by your carrier and is not guaranteed.

i. Your opt-in data. Mobile opt-in information and consent will not be shared with or sold to third parties for their own marketing purposes.

5. Intellectual Property

The Site and all content on it — including text, graphics, characters, illustrations, logos, the envelope mark, branding, question flows, animations, software, and the look and feel of the Services — are owned by us or our licensors and are protected by copyright, trademark, and other laws. We grant you a limited, revocable, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to access and use the Services for personal, non-commercial purposes.

You may not copy, reproduce, distribute, modify, create derivative works from, publicly display, scrape, or commercially exploit any part of the Services without our prior written permission, except that you may share your own results and screenshots for personal, non-commercial purposes.

6. Acceptable Use

You agree not to:

• Use the Services for any unlawful purpose
• Attempt to probe, scan, or test the vulnerability of the Services or circumvent any security measures
• Use bots, scrapers, or automated means to access the Services
• Interfere with or disrupt the Services or servers
• Impersonate any person or misrepresent your affiliation with anyone
• Reverse engineer any portion of the Services

We may suspend or terminate your access at any time, with or without notice, for any reason, including violation of these Terms.

7. Third-Party Services and Links

The Services may contain links to third-party websites or services. We do not control and are not responsible for third-party content, policies, or practices. Your use of third-party services is at your own risk and subject to their terms.

8. Disclaimer of Warranties

THE SERVICES ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE,” WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS, IMPLIED, OR STATUTORY, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, NON-INFRINGEMENT, ACCURACY, OR AVAILABILITY. WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE SERVICES WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, ERROR-FREE, OR SECURE, OR THAT ANY CONTENT, VERDICT, OR RESULT IS ACCURATE, RELIABLE, OR SUITABLE FOR ANY PURPOSE.

Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of certain warranties, so some of the above exclusions may not apply to you.

9. Limitation of Liability

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, IN NO EVENT WILL WE, OUR OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, CONTRACTORS, OR AGENTS BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR FOR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS, DATA, GOODWILL, OR EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY, ARISING OUT OF OR RELATING TO YOUR USE OF (OR INABILITY TO USE) THE SERVICES, EVEN IF WE HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, OUR TOTAL AGGREGATE LIABILITY FOR ALL CLAIMS ARISING OUT OF OR RELATING TO THE SERVICES WILL NOT EXCEED THE GREATER OF (A) THE AMOUNT YOU PAID US IN THE TWELVE (12) MONTHS PRECEDING THE CLAIM, OR (B) ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS ($100).

Some jurisdictions do not allow the limitation of liability for certain damages, so some of the above limitations may not apply to you.

10. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold us harmless from any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising out of or related to your violation of these Terms, your misuse of the Services, or your violation of any law or the rights of a third party.

11. Dispute Resolution; Arbitration; Class Action Waiver

Please read this section carefully. It affects your legal rights.

a. Informal resolution first. Before filing a claim, you agree to contact us at support@amifucked.com and attempt to resolve the dispute informally for at least 30 days.

b. Binding arbitration. Except for claims that qualify for small claims court, any dispute arising out of or relating to these Terms or the Services will be resolved by binding individual arbitration administered by the American Arbitration Association under its Consumer Arbitration Rules. The arbitration will take place in New York, New York, or remotely at your election.

c. Class action waiver. YOU AND WE AGREE THAT DISPUTES WILL BE BROUGHT ONLY ON AN INDIVIDUAL BASIS, AND NOT AS A PLAINTIFF OR CLASS MEMBER IN ANY PURPORTED CLASS, CONSOLIDATED, OR REPRESENTATIVE PROCEEDING.

d. Opt-out. You may opt out of this arbitration agreement by emailing support@amifucked.com within 30 days of first accepting these Terms, stating your name and that you decline arbitration.

12. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of New York, without regard to conflict-of-laws principles. For any dispute not subject to arbitration, you consent to the exclusive jurisdiction of the state and federal courts located in New York County, New York.

13. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time. If we make material changes, we will post the updated Terms on the Site and update the “Last Updated” date, and, where required, provide additional notice. Your continued use of the Services after changes take effect constitutes acceptance of the updated Terms.

14. Termination

We may suspend or discontinue the Services (in whole or in part) at any time. Sections that by their nature should survive termination — including Sections 5, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 — will survive.

15. Miscellaneous

These Terms, together with the Privacy Policy, are the entire agreement between you and us regarding the Services. If any provision is found unenforceable, the remaining provisions remain in effect. Our failure to enforce any right is not a waiver. You may not assign these Terms; we may assign them in connection with a merger, acquisition, or sale of assets.

16. Contact

support@amifucked.com